Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)